Privacy

This page is a small, affectionate parody of boob.horse, built by peculiar.horse. It exists mostly so that a paper banner can scroll past forever. Here is the honest truth about your data.

What we collect

Almost nothing, and nothing that identifies you by default. There are no accounts, no logins, no newsletter, and no shopping cart, and we don’t set advertising or tracking cookies. The one exception: if you deliberately type something into the site and submit it, we keep what you typed so we can read it. If your browser remembers that an animation prefers reduced motion, that setting stays on your device — we never see it.

Analytics

Our host may keep standard, aggregated web-server logs (the kind every website’s host keeps: a request time, a page path, a rough region, a browser type). We use those only to know whether the site is up and roughly how many people clicked on something they can’t believe they clicked on. We do not try to re-identify anyone from them.

Third parties

Fonts and this page are served from our own host, so your visit here isn’t shared with a font CDN or an ad network. If you follow a link to boob.horse or email us, you’re then subject to that other place’s policies, not ours.

Email

If you write to support@betelgeuse-labs.com, we keep your message so we can reply. We don’t add you to any list and we don’t sell or share it. Serious inquiries only.

Children

This site isn’t directed at children and doesn’t knowingly collect any information from anyone, of any age.

Changes

If this statement ever changes, the new version simply replaces this one on the page. There’s no mailing list to notify, by design.

Operated, in jest, by peculiar.horse LLC. A parody; not affiliated with boob.horse or Genuine Advertising Business LLC.